I have loved you for a long time, so I fail to understand why you could betray me the way you did. You sounded like such a good idea last night, the whole family was excited to see you. I'm not gonna lie, you were perfectly cheesy, your toppings were just right and thoroughly delicious. It was like Pizza Leonardo Da Vinci himself had created you. Each bite was glorious and at the time I thought you were worth it. Then this morning rolled around and you showed me a very ugly side of you, it was awful. My stomach was protesting but what's worse is that you have left me feeling so sluggish. I went for a walk this morning and I felt awful the entire time. I'm still feeling sluggish and tired. Why would you do this to me? I'm so hurt! In going to curl up in a corner and try to forget you.
Lucy (aka-Slug McGlug)